Not all roses...

I know I haven't got very far with this blog - I've only just got to the point where I had photos done and was about to meet with Mike, my would-be pimp. But I know that there are girls out there who may think that escorting is a quick and easy way of making a stack of cash. So I thought I'd share the text message I just received from one of the two agencies I am registered with. If you are romancing the idea of becoming a call girl, do bear in mind that there is a dark side to this business:

"Dear all, with the Russian, Oriental and Indian robbers around, please use the eye hole on your door or put the chain on your door to check the client before opening the door. We will be sending you information on Lone Worker Alarm with direct link to a security firm tomorrow. It is worth the investment to get this service. Xx"